{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
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