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Australia Fair Shopping Centre is a dual-level regional shopping centre covering 59,540 square metres (640,900 sq ft) located in Southport, Gold Coast, Queensland. The centre also incorporates a five-level office tower comprising 5,824 square metres (62,690 sq ft) of office space, housing specialist services and commercial offices.
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The Old Borough Library is a former public library in Stafford, Staffordshire, England, opened in 1914. It is a Grade II listed building.
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