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The 2011 BWF World Junior Championships is the thirteenth tournament of the BWF World Junior Championships. This tournament was held in Taoyuan, Taiwan at Taoyuan Arena from October 28 to November 6, 2011.
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{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
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Pefkakia is a metro station in the municipality of Nea Ionia in the regional unit of North Athens, Attica, Greece. It is marked at the 17.231 km from the starting point in Piraeus. The station is founded by the limits of Nea Ionia and is named after the neighbourhood of Pefkakia. It was first opened by the Hellenic Electric Railways on 5 July 1956, and was renovated in 2004. It has two platforms.
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