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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}

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